WNWA: Total Nonstop Action for March 26th began with Goldylocks singing "America The Beautiful" in honor of the troops fighting overseas. A video package of recent events was shown. AJ Styles stormed into the Sports Entertainment Xtreme locker room with a chainsaw. Styles screamed at Glen Gilberti for costing him the NWA World title. Styles told the group that they "sucked", and challenged Gilberti to get in the ring for a match. Gilberti played it that the challenge was for all of SEX, despite Mike Sanders pointing out that the challenge was for him. Gilberti said he didn't have his gear, and that since Mike Sanders lost to Hacksaw Duggan, he could redeem himself by facing AJ Styles right now. AJ Styles defeated Mike Sanders in eight minutes. After some back and forth action, Styles hit a superkick and went for the Spiral Tap, but Sonny Siaki shoved him off the top rope. Gilberti ran onto the apron to distract the referee. Sanders accidentally superkicked Siaki. Gilberti got on the apron again, but Styles rammed Sanders into Gilberti and rolled him up for the pin. After the match, Gilberti and Sanders got into a shoving match, with Siaki calming them down. The history leading to Jerry Lynn vs. Konnan was shown. Jerry Lynn defeated. Konnan in 5:30. Konnan came out and said that he would end the "X-Lax" Division tonight. After a good amount of back and forth action, Lynn went for a cradle piledriver, which Konnan countered, but Lynn countered again and rolled up Konnan for the three count. After the match, a masked man in a yellow and orange outfit stormed the ring and gave Lynn a dropkick off the top and a swinging DDT. The masked man ran off, with Konnan acting like he didn't know who it was. Mike Tenay had a sit-down interview with Jeff Jarrett. Tenay said Jarrett would not be on the show tonight, due to charity commitments. They discussed AJ Styles, Raven and Ron Killings as challengers to the title. They talked about D'Lo Brown having a contractual clause that gives him a title shot, and Jarrett said he would get it. When Erik Watts was brought up, Jarrett said he was a joke as a legitimate contender. They talked about David Flair walking around with Ric Flair's World Title belt. Jarrett said there were only three of those belts in the world, Ric Flair's (that David has), Jarrett's, and one that Dusty Rhodes has. Tenay asked Jeff Jarrett if he regrets making things personal with Vince Russo. Jarrett told Tenay he could not believe he asked him that. A video on Raven and his quest for the NWA World Heavyweight Title was shown. Jim Mitchell, Brian Lee and Slash came out to the ring. Mitchell talked about the "Sadistic Madness" match, where there were no rules, except that pinfalls could only be counted when the downed opponent was bleeding. Chris Daniels, Elix Skipper and the Harris Brothers came to the ring. Daniels got on the mic, and said that "SEX as a better religion" since they had four men in the ring, while the New Church only had two men in the ring. Daniels and Mitchell exchanged verbal barbs, then a brawl broke out. Sandman ran in to help the New Church, but they were still outnumbered. The lights went out, and a graphic introducing Perry Saturn appeared. The lights came on, and Saturn suplexed all the members of SEX in the ring, including suplexing Daniels over the top rope to the floor. A video on Dusty Rhodes was shown, as he prepares for his Bunkhouse Brawl challenge. Rhodes was collecting weapons for his match. Rhodes said he loves the future, but he respects the past, unlike David Flair, Erik Watts and Brian Lawler. Rhodes promised to teach Flair respect tonight, and take the NWA belt, that Flair has no respect for, from him. The events from last week, where Sonny Siaki laid out Athena, and David Young made the save, was shown. David Young was in the ring, and called out Athena, who was in a neckbrace. Young challenged Sonny Siaki to come out for a match. David Young vs. Sonny Siaki ended in a no-contest in 5:47. Young called in Athena at the end to kick Siaki low, then Desire ran in and attacked Athena. Siaki hit Young with Siakolypse Now as the referee called for the bell. Young was handcuffed to the ropes, while Siaki hit the Siakolypse on Athena, with Young forced to watch. Goldylocks interviewed Amazing Red about his problems with Kid Kash and Trinity. Alexis Laree walked in, and said that Trinity was a "garnish", just like Goldy. Goldy asked Alexis her name, and Laree said her name was "Screw you, bitch". Next Generation (Erik Watts, Brian Lawler and David Flair) came to the ring. Watts made fun of Jeff Jarrett, and mocked him for going to a charity event tonight. Watts said he didn't come for a title shot, because he didn't want the belt. He said he just wanted to get in Jarrett's head. Watts then said he just really wanted to be Jarrett's head. The lights went out, and when they came back on, Jarrett was in the ring, and busted a guitar over Watts' head. Lawler and Flair dragged Watts from the the ring. Jarrett asked if anybody else wanted a piece of him. D'Lo Brown came out, and told Jeff he should not complain about people coming after him, since he was the champion. Brown said that Jarrett forgot to talk about him when discussing challengers. Brown said Jarrett promised him a title shot when he came to TNA. Brown said nothing was personal, it was all about business, and Brown wanted to be the champion. Brown said that since Raven wasn't around for his title match, Brown would take it. Jarrett said Brown wanted a handout, but if he wanted it, he could have it tonight. Glen Gilberti and the Harris Brothers came out. Gilberti said this was not the WWE, and that "they don't check their brains at the door" when they come in. Gilberti said Raven was the number one contender. Gilberti said that since Raven was supposed to get a title match, and since he wasn't there, SEX had control over who would get the next title match. Gilberti said that when Brown fights Jarrett, he'll have to deal with others, because Jarrett was a rotten "son of a bitch". Gilberti then said Brown will get his title shot, but will get it next week. Gilberti said that SEX will be in Brown's corner next week, and when he wins the title, he will join SEX. Brown got in Jarrett's face, and said he would take him on next week. Jarrett said he would put Brown in his place next week, and told Gilberti that by the end of the night, he would learn why his old saying was "don't piss me off". Mike Tenay and Don West discussed the events that just took place, and that they were awaiting on word as to whether the match was official. Tenay said he wished TNA had an acting commissioner that could make these decisions immediately. Dusty Rhodes defeated David Flair in a bunkhouse match in three minutes. Dusty dominated early, bloodying Flair. Flair poked Dusty in the eyes, but Dusty took back over, hitting bionic elbows and using various weapons on Flair, before finishing him off with a cowbell shot to the head. After the match, Rhodes picked up the NWA World title belt that Flair has been carrying around. However, Brian Lawler ran in and snatched the belt from Rhodes and ran down the aisle with it. Goldylocks interviewed Chris Harris & James Storm about Harris having a singles match. Harris said it was no big deal, and that once in a while he just wants to prove to himself that he can still do it on his own. Storm didn't say anything. Amazing Red & Alexis Laree defeated Kid Kash & Trinity. Kash and Red started with a nice exchange and neither man getting an advantage. Kash spit at Red. The had another exchange, but didn't quite seem in sync with each other. Kash took a poke at Laree, who came in and chopped Kash. Kash and Red went back at it, with Kash using more heel tactics. Laree tagged in, but Kash tagged out to Trinity. Trinity hit Laree with a dropkick for a two count. Trinity worked over Laree's arm, then Trinity yanked her down by her hair. Red came in and distracted Trinity, and Laree hit her with an ax kick. Laree suplexed Trinity. The ladies collided in the ring, and both tagged out. Red took over on Kash, and it broke down, with all four participants in the ring. Red hit a top rope sunset flip powerbomb on Kash. Trinity hit a moonsault on Laree. Red and Kash were the legal men in the ring, but the referee counted Trinity's pin on Laree. Kash was annoyed that Trinity got the win, and left the ring without her. Goldylocks interviewed Jerry Lynn about who it was that attacked him. Lynn said he didn't know who it was. Goldy said Konnan didn't know who it was either. Jerry didn't believe Konnan. D'Lo Brown defeated Chris Harris. The two stalemated early, and shook hands. Brown started to take control, and hit a flapjack and legdrop. Harris came back with a Thesz press and hit a top rope bodypress for a two count. Brown sidestepped Harris, and Harris speared the referee. Brown hit the Sky High spinebuster, but missed the Lo Down frog splash. Harris missed a top rope elbowdrop. Glen Gilberti ran in and hit a stunner on Harris. Sonny Siaki woke up the referee. Brown rolled onto Harris for the pin. Tenay and West said it was now official that D'Lo Brown will challenge Jeff Jarrett for the NWA World Heavyweight Title next week, and if Brown wins, he will join SEX. They replayed Jeff Jarrett's guitar shot on Erik Watts from earlier tonight. The Sadistic Madness match was the main event, where you could only be pinned if you are bleeding. Ron & Don Harris came out first. Christopher Daniels & Elix Skipper came out next. Ring Announcer Jeremy Borash said they were the "defending" champions, but Tenay clarified that the belts were not on the line. Brian Lee, Slash and Jim Mitchell came out next. Sandman then came out, doing his traditional beer drinking entrance, then Perry Saturn came out. Mike Tenay pointed out that Sandman was already bleeding from ramming a beer can into his forehead. Saturn started out for his team, suplexing Skipper and Daniels, and even suplexing both men at the same time. It broke down into a all-out brawl two minutes in. The Harris brothers isolated Sandman, powerbombing him on a chair, but Brian Lee broke up the pin. Outside the ring, the Harris Brothers kicked a chair into Slash's face, busting him open. Saturn and Skipper fought in the ring, while the brawl spilled into the crowd. Daniels got in the ring and took down Saturn with a leg lariat and a Russian leg sweep. Saturn came back with a sidewalk slam. The Harris brothers, Sandman, and Lee made it back to ringside. Skipper hit a twisting pescado on Saturn. Slash hit Daniels with a jump kick. Mitchell gave Slash the spike, and he rammed it into Chris Daniels' head, busting him open. Ron Harris made it back tot he ring, and he was bleeding from the forehead as well. The Harris brothers hit double chokeslams on Sandman, Saturn and Lee. Skipper hit a top rope legdrop on Sandman. Daniels, a bloody mess, hit a double springboard moonsault on Slash for a two count. The match spilled to the floor again, with Perry Saturn powerbombing Daniels for a two count, which was broken up by Ron Harris. Slash hit Ron with a chair for a two count. Don Harris hit Slash with a title belt, and Ron covered for a two count. Daniels and Saturn were left alone in the ring again, and Daniels hit a enzugiri on Saturn, but missed a moonsault. Saturn hit a superkick on Daniels for a two count, then caught him with a Death Valley Driver, but Skipper broke up the pin. The Harris brothers hit an H Bomb on Saturn. Ron Killings and Mabel/Viscera came into the ring, and Killings laid out the Harris brothers, while Mabel chokeslammed Daniels. Mabel and Killings left, while Saturn covered Daniels for the pin at the twelve minute mark. After the match, SEX attacked the New Church, and were about to put Slash and Lee through tables, but Jeff Jarrett ran in with a steel chair for the save. D'Lo Brown ran out and got in Jarrett's face, yelling at him, but when he turned away, Jarrett hit him with the chair, laying him out. That's how the show ended.